Yeah....no.  Your method will separate and be funky. You need some emulsifiers.

And they add just a little bottled pee that they keep just for people like you.

Where do you live?  Gilead?  Why are children reporting to their parents what books you read?

Put your books on a Kindle like a civilized person.

Do what you want in the privacy of your home, in a closet, under a blanket, with most of the lights turned off.   

Get a bigger pot.  As stated many times only children eat cut pasta.

I agree, but why would your kid or you own a copy of Monopoly?  We are in board game golden era.  There is no reason to own something that bad.

Have you every explained exactly what you're doing in detail as you were doing as if to a small child?  Imagine doing that all day for adults who have already experienced it several times.  "Hi, I'm still your dental hygienist.  I'm going to scrape your teeth liked I did the last time.  It is going to suck again. …

Yeah, someone somewhere is doing something worse...so you still keep assing on you magnificent asshole.

So the owner of the restaurant gets to push the responsibility of properly paying his employees to me? And your rational for this garbage is we have keep waiters motivated. Go sit on a stick.

Bike?

All your picks are wrong and sort of awful. It was and always will be Zagnut

Counter-point:  How about you put away your damn phone, focus on eating your damn food, and maybe talking to the person your with.

Shouldn't the M be for Malort?

Nope.  Hand mixers are terrible.  If you live in a shoebox sure ditch your kitchen aid.  Otherwise it is almost always the better way to do things.

May you forever want to play Diablo and instead have to play Diablo mobile.

If The Mouse gets pissed and decides to send lawyers, guns, and money, EA will have roll over.

You have $130,000 for a second car. What should you get? Syphilis, you should get syphilis.

Spring for some imported parm. You’re worth it.

It is that you shouldn't do pasta in instant pot.