Images, amazon links to parts, maybe a video? The article is made up of a rough description of a bracket.

How big is your kitchen? I decided that I’m going to store a random pair of shoes on our kitchen floor there would be a divorce lawyer in my future.

Our big dumb orange president only had a 33% chance to win.  I still have a friend that is pissed at 538 for giving bad info.

Any suggestions for domestic parm like product?  

And cars are just a bunch of dudes making vroom noises so loud that their neighbors hate then.

No.  Quite is simply the best.  No one wants to hear your shit 

Get bent. Your “fun” doesn’t need to blast into my living room. Repeat after me: "I am not the only person that exists”

Chipotle gives rewards for eating right even at there competition...ohhh wait that would be stupid.  Sure it is restricted to their locations.

Letting that asshole flag fly?  You're a a trope to your profession.

Sure. But, I thought they only sold bagged milk in Canada.

“nor do I think it’s reasonable to expect most people to grow or kill or catch their own food”. Why? A single trip fishing or to a farm in a lifetime will fill that dangerous gap in knowledge.  If you are going to eat meat you should at least once kill it yourself.  I'm still firmly a carnivore, but doing the work…

“The resulting noodles were fine.”. Why call pasta “noodles”? Noodles is a word for children Please don’t use it.

Only eat perfect tomatoes.  There is not enough time to eat a supermarket pink thing.

You’re wrong there. No bitterness...just stale yellow under cut with bananas.

Sad Dad.  Adding a y to pretty much anything is awful.

More stars for this man

Let not let Mormons start telling us what to.

I would love for most people not to have children.

My daughter has to say hello to the lifeguard every time she gets in the pool and good bye when she leaves.  A good life guard has a mental list of the people they're watching.  

Add three plastic wrapped slices of American cheese, onion powder, and enough chipotle powder to turn the whole bowl deep red orange.