No.  Just no. You aren't saving any time making this sogg mess.  I would consider this if my kitchen burnt down and Walmart was sold out of hotplates and electric kettles.

Does this item earn its keep?

Because all food in the Midwest or Flatistan is more or less garbage so a pizza, even a crap pizza is a bright spot. What else would you look forward to? Hotdish?

My kid was early so 2 or 3 unsuccessful feeding or a serious bout of constipation and negative outcomes pile up quick. Thankfully all her charts moved up, but there were weeks when I could tell you # of poos, weight before and after feedings and mililiters of milk consumed. The happiest day of my life was when my…

My daughter was born five weeks early and initially had issues nursing. The nurse said: “Try to keep track of when and how much she eats. She is small enough that feeding issues could be dangerous. But unfortunately there is no way of knowing how much she eats when she breastfeeds.”. Not much you can’t figure out with…

Monthly fee? Go f*** yousr self you say?

Why cottage cheese?  Ricotta is right next to it in the store and makes both a better breakfast and pasta dishes.  

I ran my entire falling water set through the dish washer and it was fine. Top shelf in lingerie washing bag. Then I threw in my salad spinner and reassembled with any warped pieces.

Its your ass. Sure don’t sit in a puddle of piss, but after that stop being precious.  

Lighten up. Poo is everywhere. Do you own a pet? That’s a hundred times worse than “gasp”...being in a room were someone shits.

Colleges hold off on having a player participate on game days. They still train and work with the team gain skills and strength. Then their second year of college they begin to play game days starting their four year clock of eligibility. They work with the team for their freshman year but don’t play and then play…

“Ok Billy someone has to stand up to that bully. Now put on this red jumper and get out there.”

Having been forced to work on Thanksgiving (the major holiday for my family). I can tell you employers don't give a crap if you want to work a holiday or not

My daughter is about 1 1/2.  If she is fat and happy we could take two hours to eat dinner and she wouldn’t care.  She does however get hangry.

Say these magic words to your server. “Please bring my child’s meal first if you can. Thanks.” Order an easy kids meal. It should arrive quickly, feed your kid first and enjoy the bonus of eating your meal with out having to shovel nuggets at your little one at the same time.

One out twenty times the baby monitor goes off it actually my child.  The others are dicks that have to have something so loud I get to hear it in my kids room.  I hope they all get the clap.

That doesn’t look like a “Hey let me help you open that box.” knife.

That doesn’t look like a “Hey let me help you open that box.” knife.

No more reason to say screw dealers.  My local mechanic takes care me because he wants my business.   

So they'll do the bare minimum.  Sounds great.

That squares very well with my small town experiences. It is always, who do you know, who are you related to, what is your party political party, and how much money do you have. Heaven help you if you’re linked to a school or university. I had a mechanic quote me $120 dollars for an oil change because i was a teacher.…