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It was gorgeous.

The luxury products are just so delusional, but whatever-NP.

Wait wait wait... The Senior Editor of Jalopnik doesn’t know how to drive a manual transmission?

now if they’d only pull out of Ukraine...

Have you heard my new band, Spinning Chrome Anus?

This is a true nice price for an interesting car with exceptionally low miles, and in excellent condition. My pops had one of these, among many other interesting other cars, and I remember him thoroughly enjoying it. Well rounded NP.

While that is true, I would ask you if $176 million dollars might change your mind.  

Sorry that your grandmother got talked into getting a great phone.

And in the laziest way possible, a video.

The lovely band Cake was thinking about cars like this when they wrote “Stickshifts and Safety Belts.” (I know, I know, they specifically mention a Malibu, but work with me here, people.) This thing would make an awesome around-town cruiser and I really, really want it. But it’s so huge that I don’t know if it would

145hp, a slushbox, and dash rattles I can hear from the pictures...

As soon as I saw the pic, I was like “THIS BETTER MENTION THE DUAL REAL WIPERS” and bam, first sentence.  

There seems to be only one market for these. Divorced female real estate agents in their mid-50's.

His barrel roll recovery was pretty damn impressive.

https://jalopnik.com/winnebago-made-a-flying-rv-that-camped-where-no-other-r-1847458400/amp

Yeah the little snip it of the image doesn’t cut it. Check out the zoomable image:

The Honda did nothing to deserve this. The question is, totalled or stolen?

It looks like a mustang wannabe from the front and side. Who wanna drive a car that wannabe something else. Please, let’s make some cool car mods, like make a Honda Civic that resembles a bacon cheeseburger or something that that I wannabe drivin’

“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

He’s rich and famous so any consequences of his mental illness just disappear. The guy needs help, but sycophants aren’t going to do it, because their cash cow could go away.