Me too! First thing I thought of when I read the title.

A Swedish box for carrying Swedish flat pack furniture. Very appropriate.

Italy is all about haute couture, what’s more haute than fire?

...and your underwear.

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With your high school tassel hanging from the rear view mirror and whatever the most popular song from senior year was, cranked to 11.

Droids, cars, whatever.

Because power corrupts, and cops have a lot of power. It is also likely true that the very nature of the job attracts people with a slightly violent streak.

I feel like I should be involved in this conversation, but I refuse to acknowledge that the Eclipse continued on after 1999.

i thoguht i told you to shut up

shut up pissbaby

The only answer is this:

Only three fingers? Well that’s a shocker...

He missed the opportunity to touch the drone down on the deck so that he can claim for the rest of his life that he's performed a carrier landing.

I'm crying a bit right now. 1992 me sitting up at 2am watching wrecked VHS copies of meaning of life or the boy who read a brief history of time in 3 weeks in 95...they're coming together and exploding. Can't even handle this, it's literally two of my lifelong favorite things in one thing and it's awesome.

For example, what if by day you were a landscaper, and by night an urban Pimp? It might be confusing if you’re dealing with both hoes and hos.

They just meant they werent charging extra for the rust, its free.

The Pelican Grief