How did this not make the list?

Yeah, I came.

Almost looks like the cover of Physical Graffiti.

I used to work from home on Fridays just so I could watch the lawn mower racing "live"...

Fixed it! (You knew this was coming.)

Just like honeydicking, but in reverse.

No, you're not. Imagine my disappointment at the lack of Lisa Frank Unicorns with poop faces.

Viper.

You just said exactly what we all were thinking.

Not for the faint of heart.

7.) Catalina Airport

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Motorsports Mondays
Two Wheel Tuesdays
Wings and Water Wednesdays
History Thursdays

So you´re importing a Skyline GT-R. Bravo Doug, bravo you magnificent bastard.

What's the best space heater?

What's the best space heater?

Erm, um, I hope this is a typo...otherwise, I've learned way too much about Jalopnik's hierarchy.

For anyone less than a master

Hi

Well this is some serious nightmare fuel.

"Toll booth compatible"