Wait, Americans only drove pure crap in the early 90s? Probably at least 50% of the models from the Big Three was garbage from 1970 through the mid 00s.

to you.

because wider is better

What about a minty K-Car Town & Country woody wagon with just 43k miles? Yours for just $3800.

Mustang II: Turbo Boogaloo?

Countach was my "Bird"

Twin poo-shoots. Makes me....

IMO a countach isn't a countach without the wing. It's just too awesome.

I was about to hook up with this dude who drove a Porsche until I got in it and realized it was a fucking automatic. The fuck?

Oh, good lord. Not only did the Crown Vic, Camaro, and Geo Storm lose yesterday - naturally, that couldn't be enough - now the Jetta MkIII is beating the Neon and the AW11 is beating the Fox Mustang.

How is the Previa losing?!

How is the mid-engine RWD minivan losing?!?!

Mike Patton can do no wrong. And FNM is still a great rock band. There needs to be more like them in this world. Them and Tool got me through my high school years.

Thank you DTRAL from the Clutch board:

Mr. Quarterlifecrisis' dad has an original 68 Hemi Charger that's been collecting dust under blankets (until I bought him a car cover for Xmas one year) since the late 80s. bought the car in 1972 and bracket raced/daily drove it for a long time. Now, it's still all original...original door dings, original stress…

I was already enjoying the video, but then the shot of the old bearded dude with that huge grin on his face roasting the rubber on that old Charger made my day. He looks like a great guy.

Give it to Clarkson and the boys with the stipulation it must be destroyed spectacularly on film.