I get that these listicles are supposed to elicit a response, but man this is a bad list. 

Off topic, but why the hell is G/O hawking kratom now? This seem irresponsible at best. 

“gazpacho police” is what they call it I think

You mean to tell me that you have never ever, even once, pulled a tl;dr and went straight to the comments?

Even better....it’s pure ignorance!!! Seriously.

Its the image posted the highest resolution they have? If so, why? 

Nice emojis. Are you 12?

Acura TLX out back, dumpster fire up front.

At least they put a little lipstick on that pig. You know, to really accentuate that hideous face

Hell, a Tesla can’t even drive a Tesla

This thing isn’t half as safe as a new Civic or Corolla. It’s just old, heavy, and uh....baroque?

Sounds like a recurring insurance scam going on. 

I remember when Speedvision was a thing, and it was glorious. All manner of racing things that weren’t NASCAR. Channel boats, lawnmowers, etc...

I kinda like the spacey sounds I’ve heard from some of them that exist solely to let pedestrians know they’re near. Let them do their thing!

I’ll stick to the sound of the actual K Code 289 in my old car. It sounds glorious.

That’s a quick hell-to-the-no. Between the tacky sticker package, those wheels, and the Pep Boys seat covers, this is a very easy ND.

That’s just scratches from their gigantic vape mod that never leaves their hand unless it’s to adjust their flat brim hat.

So what’s the actual value?

Thanks for proving my point! 

Ewww..... I don’t care how many hours went into making it. It’s gaudy and gross.