Great. Now it can run me into traffic or a wall even faster. 

TIL. Thanks!

If they’re mimicking the sound of a V8, they’re short two ventiports on that car. 

If you need a YouTuber to tell you if you can afford a car, you cannot afford that car.

Please don’t bring MST3K into this. That show was a gem, and this thing is a giant rolling horse turd. 

inCel Camino.

Haven’t they been doing that for years anyway?

“Seems reading comprehension is thin...”

“this Maserati needs new engine and transmission mounts”

I get that, but wouldn’t you want relevant terms in that SEO mess?

From the ad, and I’m confused...

That money comes from somewhere, and it’s the consumers. Ultimately, we are the ones paying for this shit, and it needs to stop. 

Elon is just proving to everyone that CEO’s are absolutely not worth what we have to pay for them. Why should he absorb all the money that the laid off employees would have made in their whole careers? Does he do the work of 15,000 people? Shit, does he do the work of 5 people? No. 

Behold the smoldering ashes of what’s left of Jalopnik

I wish you weren’t right, but you probably are. I hate this timeline. 

My only complaint are those wheels. They look like cheap hubcap designs, not something you’d pend $60k on.

I’ll probably eat these words eventually, but I will never own a car that has to stop working for “software updates”.

“And Buick debuted its side portholes”

They said “beautiful”, and it’s definitely not as beautiful as an Aston. The Lexus is a head turner, but hoo boy that Predator face though....

That’s not nearly as pretty as an Aston, but I guess that’s subjective.