LOL

Fairmont Durango?

It was a VERY rare option

If I could vote, I’d vote ND

The article had the link to the “new” Rusty Slammington. I prefer the original Rusty. I don’t even like stanced cars, but Ialways loved this iteration of that car. 

You may want to consider a hobby if old cellphones occupy your thoughts all day. No, I did not click through yet another slideshow.

That catering guy he punched would probably disagree

Have you considered using them ondoors? Kind of a new twist, but it’s catching on.

They also lack anything resembling reliability. 

Also, the seller is absolutely delusional. From the ad:

Good god no. My parents had one. Little Bunky even drove it to two proms. That turd was terrible, but fun when it actually worked. 

“I say fuck the purists”

“an era when Chrysler had little money and almost as little imagination”

They’re called “grumpers”

Who’s cross-shopping a Maserati and a FR-S?

Cool old trucklet. Not cool price.

Agreed, but I don’t want to carry on conversations with it, or “bring more trust and empathy to the relationship between car and driver”, whatever that pile of words is even supposed to mean.

I don’t want to talk to my car. I want to DRIVE my car. 

“The original design is still gorgeous and distinctive”

I was just literally confused. I try to stay out of the political waters here, though.