“There’s nothing more expensive than a cheap German car”

“OK, so you want a chrome grill, some paint, and some stitching. That’ll be $3,825,000 please”

They’ll just regurgitate whatever Elon shat in their mouths about it.

That’s what I actually wanted, but didn’t want to pay the price premium over the Accord when I was buying. 

Of all the Maseratis they could have used a picture of, they chose THAT one.

No KIA/Hyundais, as the engines will go kablooey.

These things are $22 at Costco, LOL

These things are $22 at Costco, LOL

I agree. While they have come a long way, they still have a long way to go. 

Or, “Why is the grille a giant Chevy bowtie?”

Sort of like his beliefs on “free speech”

If he cared at all about overpopulation, he wouldn’t have 11 kids and counting. 

Ok. Fuck Tesla, and fuck Elon Musk (aka Phony Stark, aka Space Karen)

That stuff was boy-racer back then too.

The chrome door strips, wheels, and tail lights tell me everything I need to know about this car. 

Tried them in my town when they opened up. WAY too doughy for me. It was like barely toasted cake batter. Good flavor though, just wished it was baked a little longer. 

“the grocery store security guards”

Sticks out like a BumperDumper?

Why anyone would want to hand Elon money at this point is beyond me. 

All cars will float for a little while, just like this hideous abomination.

Not Hardcastle And McCormick’s Coyote X?