These things are $22 at Costco, LOL

These things are $22 at Costco, LOL

I agree. While they have come a long way, they still have a long way to go. 

Or, “Why is the grille a giant Chevy bowtie?”

Sort of like his beliefs on “free speech”

If he cared at all about overpopulation, he wouldn’t have 11 kids and counting. 

Ok. Fuck Tesla, and fuck Elon Musk (aka Phony Stark, aka Space Karen)

That stuff was boy-racer back then too.

The chrome door strips, wheels, and tail lights tell me everything I need to know about this car. 

Tried them in my town when they opened up. WAY too doughy for me. It was like barely toasted cake batter. Good flavor though, just wished it was baked a little longer. 

“the grocery store security guards”

Sticks out like a BumperDumper?

Why anyone would want to hand Elon money at this point is beyond me. 

All cars will float for a little while, just like this hideous abomination.

Not Hardcastle And McCormick’s Coyote X? 

Took the words right out of my mouth. The Countach was the absolute shit back then. The Vectors were another staple of car poster life back then. 

It’s an early aughts veedub. If it doesn’t, it will very soon and it will cost a fortune every couple months to turn it off.

“about how Adolph Hitler had escaped his Berlin bunker hidey-hole and then lived out the rest of his days in Argentina.”

Why are you even here?

From the wiki article:

Hate to be that guy, but the Blue Lagoon isn’t a hot spring. It’s man made, and is just heated wastewater from the nearby powerplant.