RTT’s don’t have to be $3k. These are now $1k, but back when I got mine they were $800.

Most Monte Carlo fans will want to be able to put louvers on the back glass so no one can see them necking with Brandi in the mall parking lot.

“high-speed stability on the track”

Some decals could have been decent looking, but these look like the cheap dealer add-on decals that ended up on old V6 Stangs to make them look “cooler”. 

While the price is probably a bit high, I still went NP because badass old wagon. 

It’s the sticker pack that kills it for me. What year is this? 1992?

But will they be able to tell that Mustang apart from the other 75 nearly identical ones?

Bradley’s snark and straightforwardness would be perfect for this.

As someone whose least favorite Camaros are 2nd gen ones, this is a hard ND for me, but maybe a NP for someone. Someone with a sweet mullet, a jean jacket with leather fringe down the sleeves, a Judas Priest back patch, and a hot girlfriend with big hair named Tammy or Heather.

The “FT-Se”

From the listing:

It’s just that some people can easily spot stupid assholes. Bob did just that.

No dual quads, but this thing looks like a monster. 600HP

A Bronco Sport, yeah, but not an actual Bronco.

And it’s entire face

But how long will it take to burst into flames in your garage?

Uhhh.....It’s not going to compete with a Bronco. It’s in an entirely different class. 

It’s ribbed for everyone’s pleasure. 

Toyota seems to think it’s a Corolla. That’s what they named it. 

Shit, I didn’t even think of that!