From the listing:

It’s just that some people can easily spot stupid assholes. Bob did just that.

No dual quads, but this thing looks like a monster. 600HP

“Can Livestream Your Life”

A Bronco Sport, yeah, but not an actual Bronco.

And it’s entire face

But how long will it take to burst into flames in your garage?

Uhhh.....It’s not going to compete with a Bronco. It’s in an entirely different class. 

It’s ribbed for everyone’s pleasure. 

Toyota seems to think it’s a Corolla. That’s what they named it. 

Shit, I didn’t even think of that!

A base Golf is 145hp and starts at $32k. You pay $13k to get to the R with 315HP

A $40,000+ Corolla. What a time to be alive.

Was in Rocky Mount VA last weekend. Unless you want to work in a window factory, there’s nothing else there. 

That’s all I could think, too. 

How would it be a 6x6 with two axles?

This is how far our old beloved Jalopnik has fallen.....

Well that’s fair, I suppose. 

Pretty sure we just learned everything we needed to about you, lol

Probably a NP, but if I’m buying a minivan I want a sliding door.