No Yellowbird makes this list all bullshit. 

Ummm. No

My thinking as well. The rest is just sort of par for the boomer course. That’s not really a dig, it’s just that most of it isn’t super interesting. I’d take that orange Challenger in a heartbeat, though!

“go full America. Buy the biggest Harley-Davidson you can buy, slap a leather vest on your back”

https://www.lefthandutes.com/index.html

Passat was the first thing that came to my mind as well. Bland.

Unimog. Duh.

“was delivering 1,900 pounds of emergency COVID-19 supplies”

I had a Suburban I thought was huge until I got the F250 Tremor. It’s like trying to drive a bus around. Glad it’s not my DD. 

At this point, why hasn’t every single vehicle ever with equipped with Takata airbags been recalled?

Honda Fit. Had one for a while and it was INSANE what you could fit into it. Very fun to drive too. Not powerful at all, but it was fun in the twisties. 

How to enjoy Papa Johns:

Styling so bland even a SEMA-level build can’t fix it

“ Jalopnik’s own Steve DaSilva even wrote a defense of the new 7 Series, claiming it looks great.”

Then don’t make a “gymkhana” video with it? That’s what those videos are....crazy driving and stunts, not a few donuts with a drift here and there...

I gotta say this is my least favorite Gymkhana, at least from a badass driving standpoint. Wicked car though!

It was a sick ostrich.      Allegedly

No. Not then or now.

Any proof whatsoever of this? Amazon Basics rechargeable batteries perform identically to Eneloops, and are probably the same thing. 

Any proof whatsoever of this? Amazon Basics rechargeable batteries perform identically to Eneloops, and are probably…