The Aztec looks better than the Juke

Yuck. Too ugly at any price.

I had a TSX Wagon for a while, and it was just so woefully slow. Mashing the gas pedal just made it get louder but it didn’t go anywhere.

Some sort of gecko

That’s a low bar. All RV’s are built like complete shit (except high end stuff like Airstream or Provost)

This thing is for RV’ing. RV’ing is definitely not “camping”.

Anyone else remember back when Bimmers weren’t fugly?

“Elon is a free speech absolutist”

No, keep the tech! Just make it actually work for a little while.

So, here’s the thing...

And just think of all those electronics that are going to fail relentlessly and expensively because BMW

I’d say you have been EXTREMELY lucky! 

“slow-rolling and recurring electrical tragedy”

When will the Jalopnik transformation into a site consisting solely of 7 year old articles and slideshows be complete?

Just venting to my fellow Jalops, who I’d assume feel my pain

Though I was going to see a little hidden line at the end of the article saying is was originally posted in 2018, since they’re padding things out lately with that shit. And don’t get me started on the click though shit.

Just wanted to toss out a hearty “Fuck You Jalopnik” for republishing 2 and 3 year old stories like they’re new. You got me. Again. Happy?

What’s the worst article format of all time?

I’m lazy. I’m not clicking this listicle 11 times to read it

“This story was originally posted on April 8, 2017"