Not a Ralph Nader fan, eh?

Chevrolet: They won’t run right for long, but they’ll run like shit forever

I think the Miura has an ugly face

Drain the fluids first?

Artificial reef is a good option

Aaaaand it’s gone

Nah...55 would still be a Gen Xer. No Gen Xer in their right mind would touch this thing. This is boomer territory

But you could be!

If I were 80+ and had a closet full of gaudy, wide collared polyester shirts then maybe NP.

Those wheels and the stupid racing recovery hook tell me everything I need to know about the cars history and its owner, and that’s on top of it already being a 12yr old highly strung German car. 

“ Miracle Whip”

I sailed on an aircraft carrier.

My aunt had a student named Shithead (pronounced sha-theed) 

They’re Alice Coopers “Poison” on repeat. Glam rock

Chorizo, the quintessential Irish cuisine

This guy Fux

If you can tolerate this site on mobile, you’re far more patient than I am

Of course it’s a fucking slideshow. Guess I’ll never know what’s in it

Was wondering what happened to Emslie’s NPOCP post this morning