Nine grand?

Could be fun:

Non starter? I see these everywhere! 

The L is for ‘Lectric

Same. Found a few “adult” ones (rock stars, movie characters, etc) and snagged them up for display in the only room in the house where that sort of thing is allowed, lol

Air in the tires.

They must be hitting that crack pipe pretty hard out there in Bumfuck Nowhere

The dealership doesn’t look like the kind of place place to buy “luxury” anything. ND

But it’s a Christmas movie

So the pig will be able to change its lipstick on the fly?

David and Torch. I think Bradley is coming up in the ranks swiftly though! I dig his snark. 

God no. Used Caddies are hot garbage.

“Fearless”

1st sentence of the article...

“Nissan’s Latest Concepts Renders Are Its Most Inspiring In Ages”

That’s cruel

You’d buy me a monkey? I always wanted one.....

Verbosity aside, it’s fugly

The proportions just remind of of a Chinese knockoff design. The whole is uglier than the sum of it’s parts. 

That is a violently ugly vehicle. No thanks.