But you could get the Audi wagon and be up to 19k in repairs withing a year or two. Samey/samey.

“It was true in the past; hasn’t really been the case for a while now.”

If by “bulletproof” you mean “you’ll spend as much time wrenching as you do riding”, you are 100% correct. Remember their motto:

That’s not oil, that’s just sweat from all that horsepower

Those first two prerequisites have been their Achilles heel for 40yrs

“Kenosha pot metal frisky with tinworm”

Something is very wrong with this bimmer. I don’t see any dead pixels in the dash.

I use those too. First, I use them to make some chicken salad, then coat the keyboard in a 2" thick layer. Wait one week, then peel the dried mass off the keyboard. Works like a charm. Delicious too! The aging process is what really sets it off.

I use those too. First, I use them to make some chicken salad, then coat the keyboard in a 2" thick layer. Wait one…

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

That’s a little redundant, isn’t it? 

I was worried that Jalopnik had gone Deadspin on us......

Oh shit.....Has Jalopnik been shut down like Deadspin? This is the 4th old article in a row......

A man of taste and distinction I see. I like the cut of your jib. 

Heresy!!! Kroil smells like 200 acres of lavender mixed with puppy breath and world peace!!!

Or keep a can of Kroil on hand if you really want to do any of those things effectively. 

“Who doesn’t love Alcantara?”

I regularly camp in my Suburban. There is PLENTY of room to sleep, even with two large dogs in the mix. 

I don’t think they’ve ever caught up. 

If you think any Cadillac is on par with Japanese reliability, I have some very bad news for you....