Exactly! I used to get Autoweek a few years back. You could easily read the whole thing in one bathroom trip. More than half of them were ads, and the whole thing was about 20 pages. 

Good choice. Great back up choice as well. 

Gold Wing riders would like a word with you.....

My point exactly

I dunno, to stay in business after their core clientele die off in the coming years? 

For the same reasons that they’re already declining. Who the hell can afford a $30,000 bike? A few boomers sure, but they all want to ride “real Harleys” and cosplay as homeless vets after leaving their dental practice 

That thing is not just ugly, it’s FUGLY

I was responding to a comment. Did you read the comment, Abe? 

Janitors at my local GM plant (now shuttered) made $45,000/yr in the mid nineties. Adjusting for inflation, that’s $77,000/yr now. 

Ferda!!!

He’ll still be a good boy, though! Nicknames will definitely include “Squircules”.

You ain’t lyin!

As the owner of two fantastically hairy dogs, I can understand the surcharge. 

https://jalopnik.com/the-squircle-is-the-hottest-thing-in-car-design-right-n-5970685

It’s a squircle!

He’s VERY hipster-douchey in interviews. 

Didn’t Elements only get about 18mpg? That’s full sized truck mileage. 

My dad has just recently bequeathed me his ‘63 1/2 Sprint. Does that put me in the club?

Costco carries some heavy duty flannel shirts for like $18

Costco carries some heavy duty flannel shirts for like $18

I like the blue, and I like the truck. It’s the trucks face I don’t like. Can’t they do something about that?