bunkythemelon
BunkyTheMelon
bunkythemelon

He’ll still be a good boy, though! Nicknames will definitely include “Squircules”.

You ain’t lyin!

As the owner of two fantastically hairy dogs, I can understand the surcharge. 

It’s a squircle!

He’s VERY hipster-douchey in interviews. 

Didn’t Elements only get about 18mpg? That’s full sized truck mileage. 

My dad has just recently bequeathed me his ‘63 1/2 Sprint. Does that put me in the club?

Costco carries some heavy duty flannel shirts for like $18

Costco carries some heavy duty flannel shirts for like $18

Rule of sequels..

I like the blue, and I like the truck. It’s the trucks face I don’t like. Can’t they do something about that?

whataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhatabout.......... 

“jute mill foreman”

If ya’ll are trying to make me feel sorry for this dipshit, good luck.

Here’s why Avalons sales numbers are slipping:

Mourn the loss, celebrate/envy the accomplishments.

“It won’t be easy to forget, no matter how you look at it.

Dear BMW,

For a “well regulated militia”, sure

I drove near there last year, and as 40 something decent driver, I agree.