I swear to god, half the articles on here MUST be for people who can’t tie their shoes or make toast. How to clip your nails? Really?

Still not showing up. Chrome desktop user, here. FYI.

It definitely won’t happen this weekend. I’m on the wrong coast, but I’m not against some *relatively* short notice travel. This weekend’s already taken.

Thanks!!!

Ah, dammit. I read this site constantly, but I guess I missed it.

Nevermind, I guess. I try to FB as little as possible. 

First I’d heard of it. I’d love to go to one of these, but it seems I always find out too late. 

It’d be really rad to get more than 3 days notice on stuff like this, ya know?

From what I’ve read, if you have a big belly, but it’s still hard when you flex it, then the fat is under the skin. If you can do the Truffle Shuffle, then it’s in the skin. 

And that’s their problem

Lake pipes?

I appreciate your edit, sir.

And it’s only slightly uglier than the Juke

Just some random humps to make it even uglier. 

Didn’t even read this one. Every Juke is a joke, and they hurt my eyes. Ugliest car outside of the Youabian Puma. CP at any price for me.

And that beak out front

You’ll probably want to avoid withdrawing from the world too far, as you’ll need to stay within ten miles of a shop. It is a Land Rover after all.

Only if they develop terrible rust issues

Since they’re heavily compartmentalized, you could actually blow several holes straight through them and they’d be mostly ok, as long as the crew could get the dog doors shut fast enough. 

Does Splinter support anyone? All they do is just blatantly shit on anyone and everyone.