Counterpoint: My Miele U1 doesn’t work as well as the $99 Hoover it replaced. 

Special in-game features like “listening to everything all the time”. Kewl

Since they’re heavily compartmentalized, you could actually blow several holes straight through them and they’d be mostly ok, as long as the crew could get the dog doors shut fast enough. 

Does Splinter support anyone? All they do is just blatantly shit on anyone and everyone. 

Never go for a ride in a stanced VW

Ew. No. Yuck. Stop.

Hell, I’m burned out on superhero movies, and I’ve only seen a couple of them. Folks really seem to have loooooooong attention spans for this stuff. 

Definitely, thanks. The eyeball-scorching, brain bending mashup of hyphens and parentheses made the original way harder to read than it should have been.  

Thanks for the translation. I’m about 50 movies too far behind to even start to play catch-up now. 

As someone who is WAY behind on their superhero lore, I have no idea what this sentence means:

It’s a rabbit hole worth spending some time in

The reviews on amazon are nothing short of spectacular. Right up there with the Three Wolf Moon shirt. 

Sounds like the bridge should have read this gem.

Just use this:

Now that the internet has yelled at me, I definitely know! 

I know, I know. I was just pining out loud I suppose. 

Hopefully they’ll release one with a standard cab and a real-ish truck bed, not that little 4' tissue box. 

I have absolutely zero idea. Just something I plucked from a google search, to be honest.

You need some Kroil in your life. Sometimes I lube my garage rails just so it reeks of Kroil in there for days, lol. I might be weird, though.

I guess different studies get different results. I also found this: