Six long years of driving loaner cars has got to suck

“The poor man’s Audi/BMW is back.”

I dunno. I still see old Grand Ams running around. When was the last time you saw an Eagle on the road?

I never noticed anything weird with mine (an ‘09), but then again, I never hauled a load of concrete or bowling balls with it. It was more fun to drive than my ‘05 Civic was even though it was slower.

Miss the hell out of mine

No desire for the 4 banger. I could get another Evo or an STI for less and blow the doors off of it cheaper and more reliably. Quad or nada for me. 

At least I’d hit the wall with a smile on my face, lol

I’m sure it does, but I’d be a lot more willing to put up with the shitty build quality of a fast car.

I like the Teal album, and I pretty much hate Weezer. Who’d have thought that they’d be better as an 80's synth-pop cover band? Not me, but I really dig the album. 

If I’m gonna put up with constant breakdowns, I’d much rather have the fast one. Quadrifolioliolioliolio or GTFO.

Jeff Krulik and John Heyn made it, Colonel Rob got it to the masses.

The Hammer would like a word with you...

They should get less involved in the fashion industry, and be far more involved in the reliability industry.

The rubber wheel covers were a real classy touch, though. Ah, that 80's quality. 

Exactly. I had a regular 4 banger ‘Stanger, and it was nothing like this. All raging 88hp of it.

Ewww, no

COTD!

Chevy: They won’t run well for long, but they’ll run like shit forever!