Wait, so this thing is sent over wrapped in cheap cardboard like the rest of the crap I get from China?

I’ve seen this before, but I missed the real punchline at the end: “Don’t tell me how to drive.”

Greatest rally stage of all time.

Don’t tell anyone, but I’m doing that with the front trunk of my Boxster right now. 

I’m not trashing “people who put food on your table”, It’s more about people having unrealistic expectations about purchasing trucks that get more expensive every year. GM is pushing their trucks, and besides the Corvette, pushing everyone else away to other brands.

1st: I work for a Chevy dealership, and leases are saving our asses when it comes to selling trucks. We advertise that we sell the most Silverados in our metro area, and it sure brings out the mouth breathing blue collar guys named Cletus who need a new truck for 400 a month(That’s hilarious!). It’s always a crew cab…

I’ll Warrant that.

Will be purchased by old white guys who haven’t had wild cherry in 50 years.

Maybe they heard “Omar comin’”

Lighten up, Francis. No one is coming to take your roads. Or your guns.

What the actual hell Emslie, where do you conjure these Frank-n-Projects from?

It’s an Australian Ford Falcon. No relation to the American fox body Fairmont.

Where’s the edit where the car is 2020 and the roundabout is COVID?

Pole vault.

Rule #3: We don’t talk about Rule #1. 

Rule #1 of HOA club: be a dick.

Why do we even have HOAs?

That actually reminds me of something. . .

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