1st Gear: The entire industry was expecting a correction. COVID-19 just sped that up. I also expect the 2nd quarter to be awful. But I’m also guessing there is likely to be a rebound in the 2nd half of this year.

Neutral:

Keep on kicking ass sober.

I’m a year and a half sober, and this is very trying...at least I’m still working. While I’m working I get to provide IT services to a wife that is telecommuting and a pair of surly teenagers as well, that all seem to have issues that I’ve never caused/experienced in 30 years of playing with computers.

“Tactical” coilovers.

What does it look like with all of the shipping protectors taken off? 

A thief jimmies the door and breaks in. He bends down to start working on the ignition - and doesn’t notice that the air is growing occluded. He coughs a bit. Then a bit more. He smells metal. Then he coughs up blood. He sits up. The air is thick now - rusty dust has filled the cabin and he can’t even see out the…

Ok, bro. We get it, keep your political bias and cognitive dissonance to yourself.

I think you spelled Mitch McConnell incorrectly.

I say keep your distance at gas stations, and go for it.

I read that as TODDLER leash and collar. 

I read that as TODDLER leash and collar. 

I’ll be standing on my front Porsche screaming from my soap Boxster about how good of a deal this is

I propose that @RobEmslie get today’s COTD for “Corollavirus”.

Man worried about recession causes recession. 

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

Not only bad image but those “Emotional Support animals” commonly attack service dogs. Service dogs are trained not to fight back and can end up being injured by that mini-terrier.

as god as your witness?