Shoutout to Del for the worst London burn in 350 years. 

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

Well of course they had to move on from Blake Bortles. Sure, his numbers sucked but that’s what happens when you’re...26 years old? He was 26 last year? That’s what a lifetime in Florida will do to you. Maybe it’s not all senior citizens down there. Maybe it’s just a bunch of unemployed 40 year olds who drank some…

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

I am freaking the fuck out

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

But do they match the drapes?

The best part about this comment is the dude that took it seriously.

THIS IS A SONG FOR CAROL!

I’m thinkin’ ID3 Harlequin!

This shit went sideways and I love it

The Toronto Raptors now have the cap space to sign Mitch Marner.

the horny drake watch now just reads “fucked”

I’m a commercial photographer and have had the pleasure of working with a number of car brands on their campaigns, I couldn’t help but admire this picture! - And mentally disassemble it. A lot of thought and work went into it!

It would take a real qwyjibo to miss all those references.

Try going back to the original shorts

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

Ever since 2016 time has slowed down so the world's horrors can fully be witnessed.

A pristine Ferrari from this this century for under 100k? NP.