I’m from Venezuela.

“Helmet shelf.”

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

+1 I’m also a terrible soccer player

For these guys I think the game just moves slower for them. They can have these super human reactions and ridiculous athleticism, and what looks to us like light speed is for them no big deal.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

Will It Baby?

Regrettably, Republicans are full of shit.

“Do they never pick up a book?”

It’s Friday, I have no more fucks left to give this week. Especially not to the Commander-in-Cheat and his half-baked economic policies.

So going by what Hagerty’s insurance would pay out, If we consider this good, NP by about 200 bucks.

Whenever I see an early 1980’s jaguar, I think of the move Crazy People starring Dudley Moore, who was the ad exec that came up with this:

No food because if you take either of your hands off the wheel at any time you are guilty of reckless driving and will immediately die.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Depressingly plausible.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

I grew up in Vancouver and one of my close, lifelong friends is of Punjabi descent.

This is terrific, well done.

Or the A110 re-badged as the Nissan 390Z

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to…