I would say for $6000 this would be a NP but there are far better options when closing in on $10k than a 16 year old fancy Nissan.

Hey, self testing worked out fine for Boeing

This was hanging up in the design room when they did the front fascia

We get it, we get it. You have a wife.

Look at the bones!

+1 holy hand grenade

RUN AWAAAAAY

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happened.

I was in Monaco for an hour or two maybe 25 years ago and (except for the lack of gunplay) it is like being in a real, live, James Bond movie. There were people walking around in tuxedos or evening gowns in the middle of a week day afternoon. Every other car cost more than a house. Every door had a guard or bouncer in…

D-0? Rock on!

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Fuck yes. In under a decade it went from a fun fan club to a group of self-important bros who try to dictate every aspect of being a “correct” fan. My bar was a sanctioned bar for a brief stretch and we went from a fun gathering place to d-bag central where you had to be a “real” fan to feel welcomed. Step 1: Don’t be…

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

Honestly, if I was the kind of person who had $35,000 cash to just drop whenever, I’d absolutely buy this.

I gotta eat crow on this one; I was convinced that he’d face absolutely no consequences of any significance for his actions. Hats off to the MLB for actually sending a message without ham-fistedly fucking it up like the NFL would have done.

We had this suite of rooms in college (six bedrooms with shared living room, bathroom, kitchen) that was handed down from guy to guy over the years, so it was almost like a small fraternity house.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…