Awwww shiiiet. Lemme check that out. Thanks bud!

Awwww shiiiet. Lemme check that out. Thanks bud!

So ... the Auckland thing.

Looks okay to me.

I like this thing, but I don’t five-grand like it. 

Why charge at all. Make the battery packs removable and just drive onto a robot that removes your depleted pack and replaces it with a fully-charged one.  120 seconds later and you have a fully-charged car, ready to go!

We don’t refill our propane bottles for our grills. We just exchange them for full bottles at the…

I think Drew called it. There is a 99% chance a flak just dropped a product promotion into Drew’s Funbag. Unless Drew is in on it and he’s now taking sponsorship dollars from BIG SOCK...

This is some serial killer shit

I spend my days writing about Roombas from the 1950s, teen hackers from the 1980s, and movies that American presidents watched while in office.

The pass by Suarez on the second goal was better than the goal itself and the fact he didn’t bite anyone while doing it adds a bit of flare.

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

I don’t follow NASCAR but I have never seen a Jr story where he does not come across as awesome. Always seems thoughtful.

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

Lol what the fuck is happening

I’m going to tweet “bee stuff burden” every hour on the hour now

This is a useful reminder that getting an airplane into the air is REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT, which is why routine air travel is little short of miraculous.

Fuck Turkey in the ear. They aren’t an ally.