Holy hell, this made my entire day. I hope others find it useful.

That guy is 1 million times better at Twitter than Rovel. 

There’s a number of systems out there which are drone contermeasures.

Thank goodness. This means I can stop calling up random Williams-Sonoma employees and yelling at them. 

One of my favorites is how Tony Diaz complains about a bad word in a headline in the first email, and then follows up with a full bore racist tirade.  

two things that don’t quite fit the main format, one hilarious and one sappy:

I feel like 400,000 residents of Halifax rose as one to yell to Johnny Weir “He’s from fucking Cole Harbour, buddy”

Aside from the ice as our medium, there is no comparison between our sports.

I don’t know.

Notice how the ground shows a similar hue green shadows, seemingly coming off the street lights? Or how the outrigger on the excavator is also the same color. And also the light poles?

Who you gonna call

Mustang Kristen, think you better slow your mustang down.

Oh...

Ha sorry—tried to make it a joke rather than being an ass, then saw I was the tenth to say something about it.

as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

$5,100 to sit at the cool kids table at the next radwood? 

Here’s a few more:

?? I hrdly know her!!

Yeah but when can I get a two door? :(

Close enough, they said.