Please Mr. President, we’re tired of all this winning.

“Why don’t you just buy a BMW and a garage, poors?”

What car?

Jim Clark-era Lotus green-and-yellow. If I ever fulfill my childhood dream and get a Lotus it will be in this color scheme.

It’s good when bad people die.

If most of the people who think they are going to heaven actually end up there, that is the last place I want to be. 

good thing that heaven shit ain’t real

That thing that Mark Twain probably never said. 

I think human beings are complex. I think human beings will say things that they regret, and I think human beings will do things that they aren’t proud of. I think society influences human beings and I think that that influence will often cause other human beings to judge others based on one the one or two actions…

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Seems the angels are running the prison.

Hell has another angel.

Someone needs to recheck their geography for the location of Portugal. :D

The horse’s name?  Brett Kavaneigh 

We had chickens on our farm when I was growing up, and they are awful animals. They are noisy little shit factories undeserving of respect, unlike the other noisy shit factory animals which seemed somewhat worthy of respect. (Ducks are borderline.)

Finally, a car that is not hilariously CP.

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Spurs making a mess of a state-of-the-art stadium is the most on-brand thing ever.