“And honestly why am I supposed to care about his PR concerns? I swear, the lengths some people will go to defend a C-list celebrity”

The DM is now Buzzfeed, so of course they’re promoting all the lame SNL sketches and late night talk show monologues that bash Trump. The author of this article is openly anti-Trump. – Dan54321, London, United Kingdom, 5 days ago

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

I don’t think there is anything funny about being left out of dessert.  

TOMMOROW, THE 23rd, WILL BE THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE KINJAPOCALYPSE. WILL THERE WILL BE CAKE AND PUNCH FOLLOWED BY A READING OF THE NAMES WE LOST ALONG THE WAY?

It’s about ethics in mosh pit journalism.

I could understand Teller not wanting to say anything, but Penn? For shame!

Sorry everybody. I tried to get hired as the host of Talking Dead but I guess they went in a different direction. I guess laughing hysterically throughout the prestige drama and giving little voices for the zombies is frowned upon.

Let’s say someone was stealing money from me, and I want to vaguebook about it. I post a long Facebook post detailing all the times money was stolen by this person, including specific events. I don’t mention any names, but it’s super clear it’s my ex-boss. I already quit this job, and I’m no longer being stolen from,…

It’s more MS Paint than MS 13.

It’s a reward for reading the entire article.

“This Fozzie is testing pozzie for Ozzie.”

I always allow Bill Murray to smell my palms when he approaches. Generally about 15 seconds of sniffing will show most celebrity types that you pose no threat.

No one will hire just Juan.

Hire James Gunn’s non-union Mexican equivalent: Diego Pistolaa

The backsplash would kill.