Oh my god... you predicted people would be shitty on the internet. Tell us more, oh amazing Kreskin of the interwebs!

“you literally turned around and made it about your weird grudge”

There’s a very clear solution here: Make Baby Yogurt plushies instead.

To agree and add to this: Don’t have heroes. Find inspirations. People who inspire you to do good and creative and fun and exciting things that enhance your life. Don’t hero-worship. You can’t control other people’s behavior and... eventually people are gonna let you down. Either a little or a lot.

“the great bogus shift of bullshit culture“

“At first I was all ‘Let’s just have them sitting.’ But then I turned to my DP and I was all ‘What if they WEREN’T sitting?’ And the DP immediately dropped his bottle of Evian and began fervantly clapping, declaring me a genius. And that’s how you direct, bro.”

Begrudgingly accepting that I will never possess the power to, by the sheer will of my own body, take off into the sky and unshackle myself from the burdens of gravity, I’m all on board with this ship.

I think my body is ready for this. *checks body* Yep. Ready!

This article states he was a TRUMP supporter. Where does it state that Ness knew that? Or did he just kick some guy’s ass who was flipping him off at a show? Was the man flipping him off also screaming Trump slogans like “MAGA” and “Grab em by the pussy” and “I made a boom boom in my dipey”?

Looks like Disney just shot themselves in the foot.... with an unloaded Gunn.

Question: Did Ness know the bird flipper’s political affiliation? Was that what motivated it or was it being flipped off for three songs in a row?

Yeah. It’s complicated and messy. Especially with outsider status. Not sure what the right answer is? Not sure who exactly “won” here.

Never underestimate the power of Jason Statham’s Power Grimace. 

So wait... you basically did a Walking Dead centric version of America’s Funniest Home Videos?

The part where I’M PSYCHIC AND KNOW EVERYTHING AND MY FEELINGGGGS!!!

Somewhere at a deep Red State KFC, a disgruntled employee hears this news. Angered that corporate had enough money to hire “the Steinfelt guy” but not dental coverage decent enough to keep his one non-rancid tooth alive, he quietly yet proudly defecates into the deep fryer.

Ain’t no planet x coming cause ain’t no space cuz ain’t not globe earth

That’s a cool story! Thanks for sharing, Caroline!

“Hopedale’s the kind of place you see 4-year-olds walking around, ‘Ehhhhh. Every day it’s the same: Ricky play with your toys, Ricky put the toys away, Ricky take a nap.’” *inhales from cigarette* “’Say your prayers.’” exhales ruefully. “’There’s no god.’”

Howie Howie, He’s Our Man! If He Can’t Do It-