How I wish it had gone:

Just gonna leave this here:

Having grown tired of his second favorite pastime, making wine, Maynard has decided to return to his favorite pastime: making whine. 

He’s not falling for the “old banana in the tailpipe” trick. Not again.

Starring Kalvin Cosner.

Cut to two weeks later when her only remaining sponsors are Cracker Barrel and Viagra... on her new Youtube series she’s shooting out of her garage.

Cut to two weeks later when her only remaining sponsors are Cracker Barrel and Viagra... on her new Youtube series she’s shooting out of her garage.

-Every Andrew WK song ever

Exactly. Plus obnoxious guitar solos.

I fucking love Hot Dad with a great passion. He’s an incredibly talented musician and comes across as a decent, nerdy young man.

I may or may not have told her the Mary Magdelene scene was done entirely in interpretive dance.

Could you imagine the Michael Bay version of “The Passion”? Where Jesus fights back with the help of a pair of racist stereotype robots?

I hate to keep bringing up South Park in this thread, but they really nailed (pardon the pun) his persecution/martyr complex in the “Passion of the Jew” episode.

Describing the movie to her was probably the most fun a sober or sane person ever had watching that movie. Not me, obviously. I was high out of my mind at the time on goofballs and whack-a-moles and other old timey sounding drugs.

Heh... it went more like this:

Aww thanks. It wasn’t completely selfless. I got to not be in that ticket booth for a couple of hours.

Yeah. Gibson really out-Snydered Zack Snyder with that one.

I worked at a movie theater when this came out. Midwestern red state. You can only imagine the literal busloads of people who were carted in to see it. Here’s a couple of fun stories I remember:

The hammer is his penis.

To be fair, he does credit her in the above video. Around the 3:30- 3:31 mark. I can’t comment on any other interviews he’s done though. Haven’t seen/read them.