Aww, Duke. Let’s not make assumptions about Prince. Life is far too long and the universe far too vast and infinite for us to say that something will never happen.

I think this pleasant discussion deserves an internet high five. ^5

I honestly don’t know why she wrote the book. Maybe it was to normalize her father. Maybe it was to cash in on Marlon’s Instagram fame. Or maybe it even was written from the heart. But just because somebody does something with the purest intentions, I don’t think that necessarily excuses the potential harm of the…

I think Oliver and company (he didn’t write the book alone... or at all from what I’ve seen in promotional materials) were trolling the authors’ attempt to normalize Mike Pence to children. But he managed to do so without personally attacking or demonizing the actual authors themselves. That’s why I think “misogyny”…

As I explained to Prince above, I was mistaken and apologized.

I was mistaken. I aplogize. I misrembered a quote from Oliver’s book and mistakenly attributed it to the Pence book.

A fuckheaded anti-LGBTQ book written by fuckheads remains a fuckheaded book written by fuckheads regardless of the authors’ gender. Oliver isn’t going after them because they’re women, but because of the content of their book.

Why should it? Both give him that tingly feeling in his tiny, useless balls.

We’re all very impressed by how judgmental you are about things that don’t really matter. Well done. All the internet points for you today, Library Hipster.

Kudos to Lee Majors and his stunt double. Great work in the episode.

Was just about to say “An Occurence At Fuck Everything This Is Horseshit Creek”. Named by a man who had just recently fallen into the creek.

Just a daily reminder that the entire Huckabee family consists of giant piles of dehydrated shit held together by lard.

This one actually really hurts. I’ve been a fan of Crimmins for a long time now. I knew of his reputation as a “comedian’s comedian” and saw him when he came through here. The dude was hilarious, sharp as hell and when I met him after the show he couldn’t have been nicer. If you haven’t seen it, watch “Call Me Lucky”.…

Thankfully my parents were never THAT bad. We used to watch George Carlin specials when they first aired on HBO and would laugh our asses off.

To be fair, if it’s the lecture I’m thinking about, it’s plain entertaining and Waters is charming af.

Yeah. Kind of a lackluster episode, but even the worst episodes have at least one or two funny lines and gore bits. Excited for the next episodes based off of your endorsement, Roffles! New season of Ash being Ash! Yay!

I was recently pleasantly surprised to find out that mom not only watched the first season of “Happy!” but also really enjoyed it. Yet another show for us to geek out over.

I wrote and recorded a song about Mr. T being a superhero who could save me from bullies.

What? No love for Jimmi Simpson as “Stock Stephen King ‘Weasley Creep’ #348”?

At the very least he’d be a great replacement for Robin Williams in the next, inevitable Night at the Museum movie.