“Now Jesus is whipping them for a while. Just kidding.”

I had some curiosity so went to see it one afternoon at my local movie theater. The theater was crowded with kids. As the movie started, I was stunned at the violence. My local theater had even posted a little note explaining it was decidedly not a movie for kids. But it just didn’t matter. I grew up on horror and…

I felt bad for the church-loving little old ladies who flocked to see it. It was like a snuff film. It seriously should have been rated NC-17.

“No...wait. They started again...” - well done.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Ted Cruz whistles, walks away slowly

Savage Steve Holland also animated and voiced the Whammies for Press Your Luck. He’s on the short list for immediate canonization upon death.

Where have you gone Savage Steve Holland? The nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Turkish oil wrestling. Very traditional, very messy.

This was a foreseeable outcome of building a water park using scientists obtained in Operation Paperclip.

Does “Schlitterbahn” translate to “Up shit creek”?

Lord forbid we let more people into the clubhouse.

Not at all. As we’ve learned from the drug war, all we had to do was enact harsher penalties and zero tolerance laws. Since we did that, nobody does illegal drugs anymore!

Bingo.

Call me crazy, but wouldn’t legalizing and regulating prostitution do more to stop sex trafficking?

Because Blaze is a garbage flavor, that’s why.

yup. that’s much worse than white women using a white homophobe parent’s political status to sell kid’s books to other white homophobes for their soon-to-be-homophobe children.

That, I can agree upon. Well put.

Of course it’s about Mike Pence. It’s all about and only about Mike Pence. The whole purpose of the book is to humanize a lizard-blooded theocrat in the eyes of 3-to-8 year-olds by having a lovable fluffy bunny hop after him all day and call this crinkle-eyed monster “Grandpa.”

Congratulations. You’ve become a parody of yourself.