Any Which Way but Dead

I’m thinking he needs an orangutan buddy in season 9.

Coulda given him a Nerf football right off the bat. He’d never have realized the difference. 

This book is such a guilty pleasure.

Moist men, please, daddy.

I remember Capote’s boy band: N’ColdBlood

His entire opening argument will just be him retelling that same goddamn joke about how he can’t possibly be racist because he has sucked so many black cocks.

M-O-O-N, that spells perfect casting. Laws, yes.

I thought it was giving your shithead barber a career push to make giant mechanical spiders

A day will come when all of Trump’s allies have abandoned him and he is left alone with his one remaining companion, his bedtime cheeseburger. As he takes his last bite out of the burger, his cholesterol clogged heart will finally give out, and his last words will be, “et tu, cheeseburger?”

Favreau’s just happy you called him pretty.

I miss Dikachu.....

Secretary of Getting All Those Fat Kids To Be Less Fat, I’m guessing.

Goldfish Cracker-In-Chief

I read the whole twitter thread and I gotta say: those notes were hilarious. Especially when he was called out multiple times for not saying the truth. One of my favs (I’m paraphrasing): ‘you can’t say that ugly people are drawn to the left. Have you seen people at the Trump rally?’

If the frustrations are hidden and the meltdowns secret, what is it you’re looking upon to love, exactly?

Invalid.

Lol