Junior’s right. That’s why Peepaw never has to remind people who he is by plastering his name in giant letters on almost literally everything he owns. That would totally be the action of an insecure beta cuck

You’d better start commenting this on more articles, then. Maybe someday the creators will see your comment and quit.

This reminds me of the dude with the Xbox Live Handle XboxOff. People with Kinect-equipped Xbox Ones would read his name out loud, and their Xbox would explode and burn down their house.

It’s too bad you’re not an adult with a functioning remote control.

Totally agree. The misreading of the show is ridiculous.

Their NAMBLA episode basically involved them saying “shut up NAMBLA, you have sex with little boys, fuck what you think,” and one can only hope that the rise of white nationalism in America is enough to warrant a similar response.

Jesus christ it’s a fucking comedy show. You assigning such hardcore negativity to their belief system is infinitely more annoying then the belief system itself.

Its not afraid to take shots when one side is straight up wrong.

If it’s oranges, it’s shining.

Hurumph. Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.

It is also not an acceptable personal lubricant.

I told you Vick’s Vapour-Rub wasn’t an acceptable substitute for bathing but noooo - and yet here we are, with you light-headed and me feeling like I just accidentally wandered into the annual convention of hospital janitors.

It probably depends upon where your seizure locus is. I don’t remember anything before my seizures except extreme vertigo. Grand mal seizures really fuck with your memory.

I’ve heard toast as well. Maybe different kind of seizures and attacks have different kinds of smells.

Everyone knows pennies taste like seizures.

Are you sure it’s not toast?

IRMER GERD

They all ate the same tainted matzoh ball soup on Shabbat two days earlier. And they all had unused sick leave that was coming up on a use-or-lose deadline. What did you want them to do, lose it?

Finally, someone remembers that, behind all the crass commercialism, 9/11 is really about family.