The reason why “NewEnglandBestEngland” wants the Dreamers to leave the country and wait in line to immigrate is because he knows that they will be denied entry and thus never be allowed to vote, gasp!, for democrats. It’s just self serving bullshit from a jerk who thinks it’s an accomplishment to be born white in…

Maybe they can get Ron Howard to direct.

I would have loved to see Sacha Baron Cohen as Freddie Mercury. It’s too bad that the people behind the movie weren’t willing to listen to his ideas. It would have been interesting to see a movie about the guy that looked into his personal life and how it inspired so much of Queen’s music; it could give people a new…

Immigrants can’t vote until they’ve been naturalized, which is not an overnight process. Limiting the vote via voter suppression, gerrymandering, and other tactics has a much shorter effective time frame. There’s also a substantial body of research that indicates that the immigration actually has a lot of benefits…

The number of people who are too dumb to realize that something is wrong with their motion-smoothing-enabled tv is the #1 data point that should have tipped us off that Trump would win.

American Horror Story: Whoop Whoop Ninja Clown Life Bitch

Another example of church people being good Christians, bless their hateful little shriveled up hearts.

Scuzzlebutt’s leg was Patrick Duffy from Step by Step. Brian Boitano was the subject of their wonderful song “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” (I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two, that’s what Brian Boitano would do!)

Sure, me too. But people repeating the member berries ad nauseum isn’t the fault of the episode. “I’m Rick James, bitch!” is skin-peelingly annoying to hear coming out of a bunch of randos, but the sketch that originated it is still funny as all hell.

From the director of The BFG, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, 1941 and Hook and the writer of Elektra, Inspector Gadget and X-Men: The Last Stand comes an adaptation of a book written for people who clap when they see the Lucasfilm logo.

I think there’s a difference between what South Park does when they have a fight between two crippled characters that lifts directly from They Live or the fact that Timmy is a thinly veiled reference to a side comment in Phantasm and what Ready Player One offers, which is just Hey look! Remember Marty McFly! And Hey,…

Remember how in the old days (i.e., pre-Kinja, so, like, 10 days ago) an article about Trump would be posted and three hours later it would already have 400 comments? Tonight, when I “publish” this comment, that will bring the total up to ten.

There’s enough toxic smoke in Houston already.

If he really wants to help the people of Houston, the best place he could donate that money would be to The Committee to Impeach the President.

The Anxie Committee To Fight Floods and Shit will be happy to take your donation, President Trump.

Also the sky is blue

Not to be pedantic - but from a philosophical standpoint the sky is not actually any color. We only perceive it as blue. Hume wrote a bit about it and here is some more food for thought if you are interested: https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/color/

Rockwell’s Zaphod was a clear parody of Bush, and it worked so well.

Exactly! Rockwell hasn’t exactly been quiet about the fact that he based Zaphod off of Bush the Latter.

Yeah, Blue Ruin all the way.