Yeah, I’m a Marylander born and raised, and I love this place. With that said, it’s not the fault of University of Arizona’s faculty that their state is having these political issues. Actually, to be honest, one of the faculty members warned me that my race might be an issue, and said that while they’d be interested…

Yeah, I’ve also been accepted by University College Dublin, which is an equally interesting program with much cuter accents.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I injure myself in a stupid way, my first instinct is to go the police and accuse a huge black guy of doing it.

Remember when those LIEberals cornered that white woman at the ATM and cut the letter B backward into her face back in 2008? Puddinghead Farms remembers.

Germane Redd Foxx Quote:

We need a new law: If you are convicted of faking a hate crime, you face the sentence for that fake crime.

Unless it spawns a new Robin Williams, I vehemently dispute the “perfect” descriptor.

That’s from Justified season 3!

I hate this shit.

Fun fact: you can say “cunt” on Kinja.

Dear Katie,

You want the best ratings of all time, you petty, pathetic orange cyst with teeth & hair? Go on national news & fucking resign. I’ll watch that.

What does it say about the Predisent’s competence when even his “Cover Your Ass” lies routinely make him look as bad as the truth he’s hiding?

A+

Let’s once again engage in awesome and totally not weird discussion of whether or not he should’ve grieved longer and, hey, maybe he killed his wife.

Me think hordes of undead should only be musicians.

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

I will remember his last words forever: “I gurgle gurgle...”

Visual approximation of what Jon and Dany’s hypothetical offsrping would look like.

SIIIIIIIIIIIMS... has podcast? Me should really check that out.