This episode suddenly made me grateful for the shorter seasons. Not only can my body handle so many hands-free orgasms… but it seems like even though they have a shorter episode order, they still have the budget for a full season and are using it to it's full effect.

Brienne's grin of approval at Arya besting her with the dagger made my heart grin with approval.

Goddammit I miss Phil Hartman. Like… a lot.

Shiiiiiiit. I dunno what you're talking about. I read Calvin and Hobbes and Foxtrot growing up. I was practically a genius when it came to comic strip choice.

Panel 1: Dilbert bemoans some mundane new office policy.

Hillary Clinton switched my root beer with ice tea.. and.. and.. when I drank it… I made a face.

SCOTT ADAMS IS A BUSINESS GENIUS! HE SAYS SO AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!

I pronounce it "Tentpole" and move on with my life.

I've been inoculating myself to idiotic rhetoric each day with tiny micro-doses of poking my head into r/The_Donald. At this point, I'm so dead inside I just grin and shrug my shoulders whenever or wherever the idiots arrive. Cuz idiots gonna idiot.

Lara Palmer looks like the kind of person who would hand out poisoned apples for Halloween while petting a cat with a serious case of mange.

And judging from the look on his face… Depends.

Also the shark's cholesterol would instantly rise to dangerous levels. And if that didn't kill it, then the toxic levels of spray tan and amphetamines certainly would.

Too bad. His gut has enough surface area that he wouldn't even need a sail.

I really can't see Trump's hand being replaced by a shotgun. Maybe a Derringer. Or a swiss army knife.

Don't blink!

“They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

I'm still holding out for an all-Muppet remake of "Blue Velvet." Kermit as Jeffrey, Piggy as Dorothy and Fozzie as Frank.

"Anyway… who here likes fingerbanging? Anyone? Man I did so much fingerbanging at camp. Like… all the fingers. Totally banged. You kids still do that, right?"

Yep. He's Pro-Wall. Nevermind! I gave him too much credit!

I just beat up Cub Scouts and stole their patches and sewed them to my Superman cape.