*hugs*

DEY TERK ERR WHAT PURRER!

The full quote says:

"I'm crushing your heads, non-heteronormative types!"

The old Sky Cake dodge… clever.

Mike Fuckabee

"I can't believe this! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!"

"His mouth would be more useful as Putin's butler"?

Not picking it apart, just genuinely confused and wanted to clarify.

Don't mean to be mass-replying to your comments, but I'm curious…

Depends on your read of the joke. I mean, Colbert did say that the act of being a "cock holster" was useful.

I probably would have been better off putting that after @avclub-853573b5a907ed8b2f4fec25a92406a2:disqus comment about not liking the word. My bad.

But without the word "cocksucker", Deadwood would have just been three seasons of Ian McShane twirling his mustache!

Something, something, forest, trees, etc.

BUT MY OUTRAGE!!!!!!

They riffed on it in the new season of MST3K. One of the best episodes of the new batch by far. Highly recommended.

This made me laugh so hard. Thank you for this.

She told the trombone it had stage 4 lymphoma and then recorded the sound it made.

To the person who put tuna in their ramen and didn’t care for it: Yup. Tuna + base ramen is not very good (Even with the flavor packet).

E… ewww.