I see that thing that you just did there. Well played.

She gets to murder people with her car and get away with it. Can't get any more "up" than that in my book.

Unlike you… who can kill a goose with just an icy stare.

No honorable mention for Trump signing a kid’s MAGA hat... then just tossing it the fuck away into a crowd of people? Then doing it again?

Danny in Time Travelers shows up in the next episode Avalanche. It does not go unnoticed.

*the roof of the Apollo is thoroughly raised*

I've got no place else to go! Except for everywhere because white people own the world! *sobs*

It's actually Miracle Whip. Regular mayonnaise is too strong for my whiteness.

As a stereotypical white person, I find this trailer most offensive. I'm not entirely sure why, but I do.

I liked that "Keep Fishin'" song. But not the shitty album version. The version they used in that video with The Muppets. Also… I like Muppets. And turtles.

I hereby second this nomination.

So far, for me, the revival has been great. You can see them working out the kinks in the first handful of episodes. But none of those kinks are dealbreakers for me.

Steve Bannon is the human embodiment of shitting your pants at a clown orgy.

I moved back home to Indianapolis back in November. One of the upsides was that I had access to one of my favorite chains out here (Gramboli's). But since I'm poor, I've mostly been hitting up the Little Caesar's $5 carry-out special.

Hope you enjoy it!

Used to live out there. The best slice I ever found was at a place called Vinny's Pizza on Lincoln Blvd. It's out not that far from LAX, but it is totally worth the drive.

I'm balding, so I just shave it all off with hair trimmers and forget about it. So I guess not having to go to the barber shop/hair salon/whatever kids are all calling it these days is one benefit.

She’s working on it. She’s currently having her jaw wired shut and her soul removed.

I thought he already had been shot.

*flips you off*