That fucking song has been stuck in my head for a solid year. Goddamn Hot Dad is talented.

Giving you an upvote because I don't think enough people will actually bother to read your post history to see where you're coming from.

Leave Don Rickles out of this, you monster!

Do you think Ivanka hears him saying "Time to shoot some missiles!" in her nightmares?

Cut her in half and count the rings….

Cut to Trump press conference:

Great read. Although to forewarn people: There's a bit when he's talking about Big Love and an actor named Luke Askew. And he talks about how Greene had just died from getting an infection at the hospital, then cracks a joke about never going to the hospital.

Thanks for your laughter and support, Dan!

If they can make up reasons to discriminate against other human beings, then I can make up reasons that they are giant pieces of shit.

"Trans people can't be in locker rooms because all they'll be doing is checking out young teenage boobies and butts! And that's not fair unless we get to do it too!" -Probably what that guy really wants to say. Fucking creep.

You motherf-

My dad voted for him "cuz jobs". And lately I've been hearing him say that it's refreshing not having a politician as president for once.

Gotta stay hydrated. For every two whiskey drinks, I drink a bottle of water.

I was born here, lived here for 22 years, moved to California for 12, then had to move back recently due to lack of work and financial issues.

It'ssss aaaaaaa
Hooda-Hooda-Hoosier Thing!
You wouldn't understand
Unless you are a Hoosier here
In Hooda-Hooda-Hoosier Land!

FUBU (Fuck Up Brown-skinned Usurpers)

If you buy Swiss Army Man on iTunes it comes with a boatload of awesome extras. Including a bonus audio track with only the sound design so you can REALLY feel the farts.

I still miss the Chili Cheese Burrito. That's all I have to add to this story.

Videodrome is our future.

You know what else helps? Day drinking! I feel no pain! My soul is screaming but I got earmuffs on!!! Woooo!!!