Hey! That's not fair! Pence isn't obsessed with gay people.

I was coming here to recommend the same book. Beat me to it.

Also… we've known this was coming for what… a year now? And we're just now throwing a Twitter hissy fit?

*starts a Twitter campaign against you*

Wow… that five seconds of footage in the trailer really set everybody off, huh?

Point at his nutsack and go "Angelina Jolie came from here!" And then crowd will ooh and ahh because it'll be like there's actually an A-lister there in spirit.

Andrew and Mario are fine... it’s that motherfucker Perry Como who we gotta keep an eye on.

*revokes your minority card for mentioning Phil Collins*

(I live in a frighteningly ignorant red state)

"Joe! Joe! This is your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Biden!"

Aww… it's okay, Spidey. I made you some rice to make you feel better. It's…

Tuck Pendleton?

*Shep Smith corners a female intern*

I literally moved away from California a week after the election back home to Indiana. It wasn't by choice, work had dried up and they were evicting people from my building so they could remodel the apartments and charge twice as much…

I think they'd dismiss me on the grounds that she was a heavyset lady. But who knows? Maybe Smash Mouth adheres to the "fuckin' is fuckin'" rule set.

That is both a very fair assessment and probably all the praise it actually deserves. Plus it's one of the few albums where I can listen to the majority of the tracks. Nothing outstanding, but comforting and solid.

"Heave Ho" and "The Fonz" manage to find their way on my playlist on occasion. Good choices though.

I should probably jump onto the Smash Mouth snark bandwagon but… I dunno… it's a new world we live in… and being an asshole just doesn't seem to give me quite the same thrill it used to so….

To play it safe, I just refer to both as Trading Places.

(I apologize in advance)