Kurt Cobain would kick this guy in his tiny little dick so hard.

Even the sequel had some choice moments. I will still always hold this particular exchange near and dear to my heart:

That was Nedra Volz.

Explains why the kid is crying. I'd be crushed too if I just learned my bedroom was being turned back into the computer room.

Tarantino? Huh. Not a great match.

As I told Whovian, I might have been mistaken on that one. Bruce prolly was just the one to bring it up. My bads.

Ah… well I might have misheard. He might have said Bruce was the one in the writer's room to bring it up, not make it up.

Technology: Bringing people closer together. Also… dicks. So many dicks. Some would say too many.

According to Ted Raimi, the term "K-Holed" (for when Kelly went down for the count after the Pink Fuck) was coined by none other than Bruce in the writers room.

There were definitely some clunky parts, but that demolition derby showdown was glorious. Again… even the shitty CGI shots of Ash being bucked into the air were saved by Bruce's wonderfully over-the-top acting. And I'm excited to see what kind of mind-fuck games Baal has in store for everybody. This season keeps…

I love you for this.

Couldn't have said it better, Spidey.

I'm getting a bit of a Soft Bulletin vibe off of it.

Ash hiding the severed head behind him, but then blithely stumbling back out into the bar waving it around then tossing it behind the bar when he realized what he was doing made me laugh so fucking hard.

Damn. I saw it coming a mile away. They were almost telegraphing it too much… but when it happened… when the Delta came flying into frame I still went "Oh fuck!"

Yay! Uncle Barbecue is back to tell us some more dum-dum stories! Yay!

Speaking of Jim Norton... anybody hear about Nancy Grace going on (Then promptly walking out) his show recently? Apparently they gave her an unending amount of shit for exploiting dead and missing children.

I love the Bob Loblaw law blog!

An entire universe where you can't rest on any of the walls cuz you'll get an electric shock?

Definitely doesn't count as splatstick (As awesome as Dammers' head explosion was)…. but still a good movie. Not a great movie, but a damn entertaining one. To me at least. YMMV