Bring him on out here! Tummy rubs all around!

I… didn't care for the ending of that. The whole "love fixes everything" ending has always been really hard for me to buy in anything. But especially that.

True. And not just because of the living intestines. That shot of Ash… submerged in the review almost looks like Baby Selwyn peeling that one lady's head open and playing peek-a-boo.

Wibbly-wobbly deady-weady stuff.

Oh my god! You guys! You guys! I just thought of something… follow my logic here:

At least it wasn't hot dogs. For multiple reasons, really.

Wait until you see episode 2, Billy. Your life will be changed. Possibly scarred.

I honestly didn't even…

To each their own. I grew up listening to his stand-up. I dig him.

Holy crap! We got a review! Yay! Thank you, Mike! Gotta believe you fought to give us this.

Yeah. But to me that doesn't undo the great work he's done both in stand-up and with his podcast. Also… I stopped following the Simpsons years and years ago., so I guess it doesn't hurt me as much.

No love for the creator in this article? Poor Dana Gould.

I feel as if you're trying to send me some kind of message. Almost… subliminally..

It has been disproven. Many times over. Here’s one report from 4 years ago:

Hey! Don't call Angelina that! She's beautiful! Monster!

Let's see… shaky camera. Unfocused framing. Shooting directly into the sun because "art".

Lost it around 1:17.

"OVER THE LINE!" would have worked though.

I rewatched Blazing Saddles shortly after Gene Wilder died. My god… that movie is so dense with jokes. It really makes modern comedies look like lazy slobs.

Pence must have excellent core strength from all the pivoting he did last night.