"I can't tell… if it's A Sharp… or B Flat."

Wolfgang Puck's Blood Gastropub.

His poor ear though!

So umm… one of the Magnetic Fields CDs you purged wasn't "Get Lost" was it? Because if so… I'd be pretty darn sad and whatnot. Yep.

So… maybe I'm alone on this… but "When She Loved Me" always reminded me of that song from Ernest Goes to Camp: "Gee, I'm Glad It's Raining".

I honestly thought it made Erin a little shallow. I actually liked Abby for being "What? He's hot? Eww."

I'm sure if you asked him if he would have liked to see a "girl wants a guy, saves the guy" aspect, he would have agreed.

Oh I know…. believe me I know… It's why I'm currently turning a script I wrote into a book. After enough professional screenwriters tell you "It's really good. And it'll never get made because it's too weird for how expensive it is" you sort of accept that there are risks that Hollywood won't take. And from there you…

Norger please.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD!

"HBO is “talking to Larry [David]” so that the show could come start shooting"

No offense, but even with that deleted extra scene at the end this movie wouldn't have worked. I appreciate the director wanted to address depression with a horror movie, and I definitely think his intentions were relatively pure.

"You think THAT'S bad…"

You know, guy who made this video… there's a reason you only had like 3 or 4 moments to choose from Team America.

I swear I don't usually focus on these sorts of things but… seriously… fuck plastic surgery sometimes. Seriously…

Neither Damon nor Cena come pre-packaged with a pair of ferrets. No Kodo or Podo, no go, bro.

Man… conservatives are gonna flip out when they figure out the hero from that Benghazi movie was really Jim from The Office the whole time.

Wasn't he arrested for beating up his wife? Just saying… eww.

*checks to see if he's fingerbanging a girl named Mandy in his parent's tiny hot tub while listening to En Vogue on the radio*

I made it to "You wanna throw down?" and I earnestly said out loud, "No thank you, Smash Mouth." And then turned it off.