I’m curious about the timing of her “outing” by her mother. Why now?

I have three brothers and I’ve never kissed any of them.

my "boyfriend" was in a bad motorcycle accident two blocks away from my place, I rushed there and secured his bike (which was in two pieces) and he was being loaded into an ambulance. I couldn't go to the emergency room because I was searching for his wallet; he was rushing back to get it and had the wreck so I…

Get over yourself.

Get over yourself.

He's got everything!

Looks like the perfect van for kidnappers.

She had to be in her thirties back when I was a kid in the 1970's! I'm no math expert but she's ancient.

I'm starting a competing brand of water for the Los Angeles downtown hipsters called, " Skid Row Water".

I saw this done remotely. There were two people in a control room who guided a guy to the car by honking the horn & remotely unlocking & starting the process

I like the term "dandy" for metrosexuals - my other pet phrase!